the third time I’ve broken my hip this week
YOLO
“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”
“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”
“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”
(via lokilaufeyfez)
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
(via greatwhitebear)
Johnlock’s lovechild. So hard.
OHMYGOD. HE IS USING A JUMPER AS A SCARF. HE IS TALL AND LANKY AND BLOND. HE IS THEIR CHILD. THIS HEAD CANON HAS NOW BEEN DEEMED ACCEPTABLE IN EVERY WAY.
ALSO HE COMPOSES MUSIC
BUT THEN ALSO TRIES TO TRACK DOWN PUPPIES (right? Am I remembering right? It’s been years, but THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE)
OH MY GOD!!!
(via iwasoncetoastfan)
one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her
“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”
“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went
so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
(via tinydragongina)
nonsensical
wackyscrewy (?)
ridiculous
illogical
ludicrous
preposterous
absurd
silly
unbelievable
incrediblefreaky
bizarre
feckless
pointless
futile
outrageousharebrained (?)
strange
peculiar
weird
impressive
excessive
wild
irrational
funny
unusualThis is so important. I am guilty of using ableist language more often than I am comfortable with. My way of helping people to stop using other slurs is to ask them to think about folks that those words might describe and then to think about what they’re actually trying to communicate, whether those descriptions actually match up, and whether the overlap is empowering. Usually, those individuals are able to see that the connotations for people’s identities are disempowering, and they can almost always tell you exactly what they mean without slurs. My difficulty is that many ableist slurs are so entrenched that I don’t even always know what I actually mean; I have no language besides the language that I’ve just used. Of course, it’s my fault as much as anyone else’s. I have enough resources at my disposal to find better, more accurate words that do not cast negative aspersions on anyone’s abilities or mental state. So, thanks for this list!
(via tinydragongina)
